When Civil War breaks out here in the US, and it will soon, What do you suppose our uniforms will look like?

I imagine the Libs, in a nice medium blue denim jacket with a flower embroidered on the back, and maybe some nice slacks, And I imagine the conservatives uniform will look like a red leisure suit with ammo pouches.

When Civil War breaks out here in the US, and it will soon, What do you suppose our uniforms will look like?
Can't happen soon enough...........
Reply:Nah, will never happen. American citizens are too lazy to vote, much less fight a civil war.
Reply:We will all be naked.
Reply:That deeeepends:



Liberal vs Conservative: Tie dye hippie look / camo. Conservatives win on account of liberal nature of surrender.



North vs South (should Texas/White ever be overturned): Civil War colors. South wins on account of Fort Hood, biggest freaking military installation in the US. CSA re-established.



Race war: 3 way, people with pillowcases over their heads and other people in typical African dress. Flag: Swastikas on one, "X" or an upraised black fist on the other. Add the FBI/ATF under American flag. Both sides except the gov't armed with pea shooters. Gov't armed to the teeth.



Kluckers and gangbangers kill each other or are arrested/killed by FBI agents. Gov't wins either way. Sanity is restored.



Rich vs. poor: Rich win on account of that the poor have nothing to buy food, much less guns, with. John Edwards first and only casualty.



War over Breakfast: Blood mixed with marshmallows runs through the streets. Toucan Sam's head on a pike in front of the White House. General Mills elevated to the same status as Eisenhower, but the Corn Flakes mascot chickened at the first sign of trouble.



Snap, Crackle and Pop all dead.
Reply:Blue starters in blue power %26lt;military%26gt; uniforms %26amp; PNAC finest redsters dressed in black,,,singing BACK IN BLACK,,,smooking ,223 ammo and lifting bibles saying god is great,,haaaaa....just kidding ,PEACE AND LOVE,,,freepress
Reply:liberals won't fight, they will just argue themselves to death and bore the rest of us.



they won't defend themselves but they will be so shocked when someone else's doesn't do it for them..after all...they are entitled....
Reply:If Liberals are so against war how would we have a war within our country?
Reply:LOL nice visual.



The flag used by the socialist "progressives" will be white on white and they will be frantically waving it against the onslaught of all of those well armed "dumb rednecks" and construction workers. What are they going to do, throw hot latte's at us?





Got ammo?
Reply:I'm pretty inclined to believe you are correct.It appears we are indeed headed for another Civil War.No matter who wins,by election time.Sadly,I imagine the "uniforms" will be "blood red"
Reply:The libs will wear Shocking Pink Burkas and will be armed with " Rightgeous Indignation " and " Distain ".

Conservatives will be in hunting camo and armed period.
Reply:What an inane question
Reply:Well maybe I should begin embroidering the flower on my denim jacket now. No reason to wait for the rebellion. I hope we can be more civilized than this however.
Reply:...I believe the "ones" who would start such a "civil" discourse will be wearing "prison stripes"...
Reply:Well, it sure would make target acquisition a whole heck of a lot easier
Reply:great- we have the "secret" gay republicans in pink cowboy hats and the liberal gay's in construction hats!